So I’m a prostitute.. Essentially
The quoted text is no novelty, in fact it’s a classic, as it’s been flowing around the net for some good years now. I just happened to stumble upon it these days – well, in fact I got a link to some fresh, funny, new thingy to read ;) – and I felt it’s still funny enough and still true enough to give it a republish.
I would love to give credit to the author, if I only new who it was…
The truth about working in the IT industry
- We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.- They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.- The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.- You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.- Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.- When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.- But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.- The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.- When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.- Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute …
